1 Portia 125
2 Sunny Delight 118
3 Bob The Virgin 109
4 Mudlark 109
5 Chicane 103
7 Been Before 94
6 Gunner'ere 82
8 Careless 72
9 Half Pint 72
10 Florid 66
11 Half Pound 66
12 Willy Wonky 64
13 Timekeeper 60
14 Cruella 51
15 Tart 44
16 Blackthorn 40
17 Come Again 38
18 More 35
19 Warbler 35
20 BrerPhil 34
21 Blue Rinse 32
22 Squeeky Clean 31
23 Dracula 30
24 Dogsbody 28
25 Squiffy 27
26 AWOL 25
27 Florette 25
28 Seaman Stains 25
29 Judge Dredd 24
30 Loopy Lou 24
31 Big Bertha 21
32 Hampshire Man 21
33 Cobbler 20
34 Hillstop 20
35 Co0oee! 19
36 Torchkiller 19
37 Licks 18
38 Profester 18
39 Captain Sensible 17
40 M Bongo 17
49 Supersuction 17
41 Eagle Eyes 16
42 New Boiler 16
43 Pearl and Dean 16
44 Ram 16
45 Straddlevarious 16
46 Bandit 15
47 Impressive 15
48 Whippit 15
50 Foxes Glacier Mint 14
54 Herr Flick 14
51 No Nics 14
52 Spice Boy 14
53 Clepto 13
55 Crop Circle 13
56 Cat Nap 12
57 Personal Trainer 12
58 Sawdust 12
59 Harold Lloyd 11
60 Misdrection 11
61 Runaway Jane 11
62 Sat Lav 11
63 Day Tripper 10
64 Lunicycle 10
65 Roger Ramjet 10
66 Bogman 9
67 Tea Party 9
68 TLS 9
69 Turnup Tony 9
70 Heffer 8
71 Pushover 8
72 Slurry 8
73 Stinking Bishop 8
74 Tea Pot 8
75 Bad Habit 7
76 Dog On 7
77 Flipper 7
78 Gromit 7
79 Road Runner 7
80 Tea Bag 7
81 Truly Scrumptious 7
82 W.M.D. 7
83 Fukawe/Polly 6
84 Honey Pot 6
85 New Balls Please 6
86 No sox please 6
87 Radar 6
88 Shandyman 6
89 Stalker 6
90 Tea Leaf 6
91 Cod Piece 5
92 Cox and Balls 5
93 Crunchie 5
94 Demo Man 5
95 Half Monty 5
96 Little Dipper 5
97 Parcel Force 5
98 Pumpkin 5
99 Soap Suds 5
100 Wee Gee 5
101 Alki Salsa 4
102 Blisters 4
103 Clematits 4
104 Dairy Maid 4
105 Eager Beaver 4
106 Fairweather 4
107 Fakin It 4
108 Fancy Free 4
109 Hairdo 4
110 Half Way 4
111 One Hung Low 4
112 Over the Top 4
113 Samson 4
114 Sweaty Betty 4
115 Wirebender 4
116 Woody Woodpecker 4
117 Ab Fab 3
118 Bounder 3
119 Chap 3
120 Farmer Giles 3
121 Footloose 3
122 Henry Knickers 3
123 Hot Air 3
124 Houdini 3
125 Kockoo 3
126 Little Dickie 3
127 Mr Pastry 3
128 Mustapha 3
129 OMO 3
130 Rapunzel 3
131 Robin Hood 3
132 Tinkerbell 3
133 Beryl's Bits 2
134 Bika 2
135 Bugger All 2
136 Comes Naturally 2
137 Dennis The Menace 2
138 Dirty Squeeler 2
139 Dizzy 2
140 Dobber 2
141 Donkie Hottie 2
142 E.T. 2
180 Emu 2
143 Flower Power 2
144 Gnasher 2
145 Hot Legs 2
146 Kermit 2
147 Kinky 2
148 Locktite 2
149 Mermaid 2
150 Mind the Gap 2
151 Mud Wrestler 2
152 Pale Face 2
154 Paxman 2
155 Philosopher Stoned 2
156 Piggy Potty 2
157 Pissy 2
158 Prickly Bush 2
159 Pussy 2
160 Rampants 2
161 Salome 2
162 Sox Maniac 2
163 Texas Tom 2
164 Two Hands 2
165 Wimp 2
166 2 Camp 1
167 Arse About 1
168 Blackadder 1
169 Blake 7 1
170 Blockhead 1
171 BLT 1
172 BlueSox 1
173 Bobtail 1
174 Brit Abroad 1
175 Chap 1
176 Chickenshit 1
177 Chopstix 1
178 Circus Boy 1
179 Darcy 1
180 Daylight 1
181 DeathMarch 1
182 Delinquent Dogger 1
183 Denis 1
184 Dunaruna 1
185 Elliemental 1
186 Ffion 1
187 Firsty Ferret 1
188 Flyboy 1
189 Headly Hound 1
190 I'm Bored 1
191 K4½ 1
192 K9 1
193 Limerick 1
194 Loud'n'Tasteless 1
195 Lounge Lizard 1
196 Maya 1
197 Morgan 1
198 Mrs. Beeton 1
199 Mustang Sally 1
200 Nil By Mouth 1
201 Odd Sox 1
202 Oh No! 1
203 Pingu 1
204 Polly 1
205 Pooh Bear 1
206 Pumpkin 1
207 Redcock 1
208 Regroup 1
209 Reluctant Hooker 1
210 Rollzonya 1
211 Ruby 1
212 Shut up and bend over 1
213 Simon 1
214 Spex 1
215 Sydney 1
216 Tart's Lauren 1
217 Tart's Thomas 1
218 Toxic 1
219 Twinkletoes 1
220 Victoria 1
221 Vodka Shotgun 1
222 Wee Mon flon 1
223 Yukky Da 1